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WHY "SONS OF BITCHES" SUCCEED AND
NICE GUYS FAIL IN A SMALL BUSINESS!
If your competitors, your employees, your suppliers and your local bureaucrats are calling you a "no good son of a bitch" behind your back - you are probably running a very successful enterprise. If they are calling you a nice guy, a great boss, and a fine customer, you are probably getting screwed, blued and tattooed.
It's true! In today's instant gratification society, where everyone demands all the good things of life right now from someone else's pocket, the only way a small businessman can survive is with this motto: "Yea, though I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley."
Our book, "Why Sons of Bitches Succeed and Nice Guys Fail in a Small Business" proves
it. It has been put together by confidential interviews with small businessmen who turned floundering small businesses into great successes by becoming dedicated SOB's.
It is a book
that every small busines man needs. It tells it like it is! How the cards are always stacked against a small entrepreneur by big government, big unions, big banks, and big business. The book shows you chapter by chapter how to beat the stacked deck by playing rough and smart instead of by rules set by the power elite who are dedicated to keeping small business small and marginally profitable.
In Chapter One we tell you about power. Where it is, and how to get control of it. How to use it to roll over every obstacle in your path to gain your own ends.
In Chapter Two we will show you how to screw your employees first (before they screw you) - how to keep them smiling on low pay - how to maneuver them into low-pay jobs they are afraid to walk away from - how to hire and fire so you always make money.
In Chapter Three we will tell you how to get your banker by the balls so you can control the vaults. The way to turn a hard-nosed, cold-eyed, tight-fisted bastard into a pussycat who will fill your pockets with the bank's money whenever you want it.
In Chapter Four you will learn how to be a first-class son of a bitch while dealing with second and third class S.O.B.'s, the bureaucrats and their little Hitlers. You will discover how to win every ass-kicking competition you get into with them by out-smarting and out-bullshitting them every step of the way.
In Chapter Five you will learn how to deal with the natural born sons of bitches-the professionals. Lawyers, accountants, brokers and all the rest of the super-ego set. How to put them in your harness and make them haul your wagon and love it.
In Chapter Six you will learn how to give the tax man constipation. How to keep your money, how to hide it, how to use every legal tax angle in the book to pay far less than you are paying now.
In Chapter Seven you will learn how the shrewd son of a bitch gets most of his advertising and publicity free. How he can make himself and his product and his company famous by using the methods given here to make himself a local media star.
In Chapter Eight you will learn how to squeeze your competitors dry. How to play the game the way the Rockefellers, IBM, General Motors and other big boys play it - to win! With the SOB techniques in this chapter you can bury the competition and laugh all the way to the bank.
In Chapter Nine you will learn how to sell a business turkey at filet mignon prices. How to get the top dollar for a business worth a low dime. Where and when to find these eager buyers and how to make them shove money in your pockets.
In Chapter Ten you will learn how to give them the finger, chapter by chapter, if a business fails. How to get out of trouble using the bankruptcy laws to cover your tracks and save your ass and assets.
There you have ten chapters - over 250+ big 8 1/2" x 11" pages of hard-nosed, smart operating angles that will make you a successful SOB in any business you operate.
Every small businessman needs this book. Even the nice guys, to protect themselves against SOB's.
Order it now!* Use the enclosed, postage paid form. Or, for immediate delivery phone Toll Free 1-800-XXX-XXXX. Read it for ten days and if you are not 100% satisfied, return it for a complete refund.
Our guarantee! You have never, ever, read anything like it. And it has got to be worth 1,000 times the small price to any small businessman. So, don't miss it. Just return the postage-paid order form today.
*It's even tax deductible. Only $29.95 (plus $5.00 postage & handling)
Respectfully,
R. H. Morrison,
President
©1980 Financial Management Associates, Inc.
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